1 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:08,400 Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii. 2 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:11,190 Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii. 3 00:00:11,190 --> 00:00:16,950 nande mo dekichau BATTO ESUKARIBORUGU! 4 00:00:11,190 --> 00:00:16,950 A bat that can do anything, Excalibolg! 5 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,830 Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii. 6 00:00:19,830 --> 00:00:22,330 Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii. 7 00:00:22,330 --> 00:00:27,790 mahou no gion de jinsei yarinaoshite ageru 8 00:00:22,330 --> 00:00:27,790 With the magical imitation sounds, I'll let you relive your life. 9 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:33,630 iya yo dame yo konna no BAKABAKA 10 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:33,630 I don't want to. You can't do such a thing, stupid, stupid! 11 00:00:33,630 --> 00:00:36,300 sonna ni GIRAGIRA shinaide 12 00:00:33,630 --> 00:00:36,300 Don't glare so much. 13 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:39,220 onegai dakara eii! 14 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:39,220 Please... yay! 15 00:00:39,390 --> 00:00:42,060 bokusatsu tenshi 16 00:00:39,390 --> 00:00:42,060 Bludgeoning Angel. 17 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:44,640 chi shibuki DOKUDOKU DOKURO-chan 18 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:44,640 Blood-spray pouring, pouring Dokuro-chan. 19 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:47,810 bokusatsu tenshi 20 00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:47,810 Bludgeoning Angel. 21 00:00:47,810 --> 00:00:50,360 shinzou DOKUDOKU DOKURO-chan 22 00:00:47,810 --> 00:00:50,360 Heart pounding, pounding Dokuro-chan. 23 00:00:50,610 --> 00:00:53,400 funde shibatte tataite 24 00:00:50,610 --> 00:00:53,400 Step on! Tie up! Beat! 25 00:00:53,530 --> 00:00:56,160 kette jirashite tsurushite 26 00:00:53,530 --> 00:00:56,160 Kick! Tease! Hang! 27 00:00:56,160 --> 00:01:00,410 demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no 28 00:00:56,160 --> 00:01:00,410 But that is my "love." 29 00:01:01,950 --> 00:01:04,830 bokusatsu tenshi 30 00:01:01,950 --> 00:01:04,830 Bludgeoning Angel. 31 00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:07,420 BATTO de DOSUDOSU DOKURO-chan 32 00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:07,420 With a bat, bam-bam Dokuro-chan. 33 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:10,500 bokusatsu tenshi 34 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:10,500 Bludgeoning Angel. 35 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:13,170 chi midoro dorodoro DOKURO-chan 36 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:13,170 Blood-stained muddled, muddled Dokuro-chan. 37 00:01:13,210 --> 00:01:15,880 kitte nagutte nabutte 38 00:01:13,210 --> 00:01:15,880 Slice! Punch! Torment! 39 00:01:16,090 --> 00:01:18,850 sashite sarashite tarashite 40 00:01:16,090 --> 00:01:18,850 Pierce! Expose! Dribble! 41 00:01:18,850 --> 00:01:23,220 demo sore tte BOKU no "ai" na no 42 00:01:18,850 --> 00:01:23,220 But that is my "love." 43 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:28,480 Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii. 44 00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:34,980 Cupid of Love! 45 00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:34,980 Episode 3 46 00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:34,980 Dokuro-chan! 47 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,990 Cupid of Love! Dokuro-chan! 48 00:01:50,340 --> 00:01:51,920 Finally found her. 49 00:01:56,090 --> 00:01:58,450 So you were here. 50 00:01:59,470 --> 00:02:00,640 Sakura-kun! 51 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,840 Come on, let's go home. 52 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:03,760 Right! 53 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:07,850 You should try to drink without putting your mouth on the faucet. 54 00:02:07,850 --> 00:02:08,600 Or else... 55 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:10,610 You'll think about... 56 00:02:10,610 --> 00:02:12,070 I won't think anything! 57 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:14,010 I wanted to say it's not good hygiene... 58 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:16,320 ...to put your mouth on the faucet! 59 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:21,020 Does that mean you want to drink the water out of this faucet too? 60 00:02:21,020 --> 00:02:22,280 Totally wrong. 61 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:26,920 Okay, Dokuro-chan, when you drink water, you normally do it like this. 62 00:02:28,090 --> 00:02:29,880 Your mouth goes where it's coming out... 63 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:40,050 Huh? 64 00:02:40,050 --> 00:02:43,510 Dokuro-chan, you just tried to chop my head off with that. 65 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:44,930 You're wrong! 66 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:49,980 I just wanted to surprise you by tapping your head lightly as you drank! 67 00:02:49,980 --> 00:02:51,920 No way was it light! 68 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,940 The wind made a sound! Look at my cheek! 69 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:56,400 You look like Bruce Lee. How cool! 70 00:02:58,660 --> 00:03:01,480 Man, my clothes are soaked. What are we going to do? 71 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:05,120 What, Sakura-kun? 72 00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:16,050 You can't look! 73 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:15,660 It's draining! 74 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:21,800 Sakura-kun's brain is all going down the drain! 75 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:27,520 Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii! 76 00:03:29,290 --> 00:03:31,060 I'm going to go change. 77 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:34,560 I finally found you. 78 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,190 Shizuki-chan. 79 00:03:36,190 --> 00:03:39,280 Sakura-kun, I want to discuss something with you. 80 00:03:40,490 --> 00:03:42,650 What does she need to discuss? What does she need to discuss? 81 00:03:42,650 --> 00:03:44,720 Maybe, maybe, maybe... 82 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:45,230 Excuse me... 83 00:03:45,230 --> 00:03:45,980 Yeah? 84 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,760 You know Miyamoto-kun, right? 85 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:48,450 What? 86 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:50,870 Miyamoto? 87 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:54,380 Do you think Miyamoto-kun likes someone? 88 00:03:54,580 --> 00:03:56,840 No, I don't think he does. 89 00:03:57,010 --> 00:04:01,710 But there was talk that he's good friends with the 3rd-year manager. 90 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:03,710 So I asked him, and he said... 91 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:06,430 ...that he doesn't know what to do because she's been so pushy. 92 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:10,520 Wait, why'd you ask about Miyamoto? 93 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,090 The truth is... 94 00:04:13,490 --> 00:04:15,980 ...love has blossomed. 95 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,460 There's a girl who likes him. 96 00:04:21,460 --> 00:04:23,280 Huh, Sakura-kun? 97 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:25,480 Sakura-kun, what's wrong? 98 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:26,900 Hey, Sakura-kun. 99 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,890 The field's over there! 100 00:04:28,890 --> 00:04:31,870 I loved this Earth! 101 00:04:32,820 --> 00:04:35,290 Wait, are you misunderstanding this? 102 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:39,460 I said, "There's this girl that likes Miyamoto-kun." 103 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,420 Huh? 104 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:44,560 It's Chieri Ono from 2nd-year class C... 105 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,660 ...and the same library committee I'm in who consulted me. 106 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:52,250 So could you help me put the two of them together? 107 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,580 Hey, Chieri-chan. 108 00:04:56,580 --> 00:04:57,360 Y-Yes? 109 00:04:57,700 --> 00:05:01,140 I don't understand this formula, so could you teach me? 110 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:01,780 Y-Yes... 111 00:05:02,050 --> 00:05:05,250 Hey, I don't understand that either! 112 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:17,010 Well, for this one, first you take the brackets off... 113 00:05:17,010 --> 00:05:20,540 ...then you have to put the same types together. 114 00:05:20,540 --> 00:05:22,800 This bracket and this bracket are the same type, so... 115 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:24,200 One morning... 116 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:28,680 ...when Gregor Samsa woke up, he realized his verminous bug... 117 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,420 ...had become monstrous and hard in his sleep. 118 00:05:32,220 --> 00:05:37,230 It's okay, Gregor. It's not a disease. 119 00:05:37,690 --> 00:05:41,090 D-Dokuro-chan, why are you here? 120 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,550 Sakura-kun, this is a library. 121 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:45,240 That's why I'm surprised! 122 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,440 The story almost became different! 123 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,450 What are you doing here? 124 00:05:48,590 --> 00:05:49,450 Reading! 125 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,410 You're not a character like that! 126 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:54,940 Why are you breathing so hard? 127 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:57,420 If you don't calm down, they'll get the wrong idea again. 128 00:05:57,610 --> 00:05:58,650 "Again"? 129 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,500 Hey, other than that, Sakura-kun... 130 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:02,670 How do you read this? 131 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:04,840 Um, that's "corpus cavernosum penis"... 132 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:10,650 Then the erectile tissue absorbed more blood and turned hard... 133 00:06:10,650 --> 00:06:13,400 ...like metal before one's eyes. 134 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:13,400 Dokuro-chan, quiet. This is a library. 135 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,310 Sorry, it's nothing. Nothing, really. 136 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:18,600 Dokuro-chan, you can't bring a weird book to the library. 137 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,200 It's a library book. 138 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,770 Not the forbidden... 139 00:06:21,770 --> 00:06:25,300 Boys and Girls! The Secrets of the Body! 140 00:06:25,780 --> 00:06:28,200 And I thought you were reading so diligently. 141 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,390 He praised me. 142 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:30,330 No, I didn't! 143 00:06:30,330 --> 00:06:32,690 It's way too early to be reading this! 144 00:06:32,690 --> 00:06:35,920 But I want to have the proper knowledge for you too... 145 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,420 It's fine! I've already finished reading it! 146 00:06:38,420 --> 00:06:41,220 Hey, Sakura, you don't have to say it so harshly. 147 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:42,800 She's your classmate. 148 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,550 Sakura-kun, then why doesn't she study with us too? 149 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:48,260 Yeah, let's all study together! 150 00:06:48,770 --> 00:06:50,810 I'm going to the bathroom. Sorry. 151 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:51,640 Okay. 152 00:06:55,330 --> 00:06:57,320 Oh yeah, me too. 153 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,700 You too, Sakura? 154 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:01,020 I'm going to go look for some studying material. 155 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:03,400 I'm going to come right back, so come with me, Dokuro-chan... 156 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,680 Hey, how do you read this? 157 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,700 P-Prostate gland... 158 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:09,250 No! Anything but that! 159 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:10,950 Come on, Dokuro-chan! 160 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:14,450 What do you want to discuss in a place like this? 161 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:18,350 Dokuro-chan, can't you read the atmosphere a little more? 162 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,250 I'm sorry! 163 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,810 Wait, what? 164 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:23,500 I read the atmosphere. 165 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:25,950 Not here. The atmosphere over there. 166 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:29,960 The girl with glasses is Chieri Ono, and the guy is Miyamoto. 167 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:30,840 Okay, okay. 168 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:34,550 As a matter of fact, Ono-san likes Miyamoto. 169 00:07:35,170 --> 00:07:40,680 So Shizuki-chan and I are trying to bring them closer together. 170 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:43,020 Dokuro-chan? 171 00:07:44,220 --> 00:07:46,400 Could it be you're embarrassed? 172 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,690 Does Ono-san love Miyamoto-kun? 173 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:50,740 Yeah... 174 00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:53,160 I'm sorry, Sakura-kun! I... 175 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,450 If you didn't realize, it's not your fault. 176 00:07:56,450 --> 00:07:57,540 But from now on... 177 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:58,450 I'm an angel! 178 00:07:58,450 --> 00:08:00,290 Meaning I'm a cupid! 179 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:01,080 What? 180 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:02,540 I'll try hard. 181 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:04,000 Try hard at what? 182 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:05,730 Don't stop me. 183 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:07,460 Angel are... Cupids are... 184 00:08:07,610 --> 00:08:10,590 ...exist to guide a couple's love! 185 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:21,650 Let go! Let me take care of it! 186 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:13,330 Angels don't normally have a steel bat! 187 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:14,430 What'll you do? 188 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:16,610 Listen, more importantly than that... 189 00:08:16,610 --> 00:08:18,390 ...she has to talk to him herself. 190 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:21,250 All we can do is help Ono-san! 191 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,850 That's right... 192 00:08:23,850 --> 00:08:25,060 That's true. 193 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:27,820 The only thing an angel can do is help. 194 00:08:28,130 --> 00:08:29,970 You're getting it, Dokuro-chan. 195 00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:31,130 Then recite it. 196 00:08:31,130 --> 00:08:31,780 Then recite it. Okay! 197 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:34,050 It's definitely a secret that Ono-san likes Miyamoto. 198 00:08:34,050 --> 00:08:39,240 It's definitely a secret that you still take baths with your mom. 199 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,430 No! 200 00:08:40,430 --> 00:08:42,430 I stopped in sixth grade! 201 00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:43,210 Hold up! 202 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:44,540 Wait! 203 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:48,000 Let go! 204 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,010 What? 205 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:57,260 No! 206 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,430 Miyamoto! 207 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,550 This is bad, Dokuro-chan. 208 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:13,320 Why're you in a tizzy blending in with these gawkers? You caused this! 209 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:14,600 No! 210 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,660 It's because you did such a criminal act. 211 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:19,930 Whatever, just activate some "shield of clearing out people"! 212 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:22,190 What do you think angels are? 213 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:23,630 We can't do things like that! 214 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,040 Then what can you do? 215 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,400 Radio calisthenics! 216 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,080 Version two? 217 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,540 You're so useless! 218 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,060 You okay? 219 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:35,370 Ono-san! 220 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,920 I'm okay... 221 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:39,510 Miyamoto-kun, you're bleeding! 222 00:09:39,690 --> 00:09:41,680 Are you two okay? 223 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:41,680 Miyamoto-kun! 224 00:09:41,970 --> 00:09:43,700 What happened here? 225 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:44,890 Numata-senpai... 226 00:09:45,130 --> 00:09:47,350 I remember now. She's Haruna Numata! 227 00:09:47,490 --> 00:09:48,760 The baseball team manager. 228 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,900 Third place in last year's Miss Guernica Academy... 229 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,230 Why is she here anyway? 230 00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:55,210 I'm okay, senpai. I can still... 231 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:56,270 What are you saying? 232 00:09:56,270 --> 00:09:59,200 You're the baseball team's star who carries our future! 233 00:09:59,470 --> 00:10:01,950 The care of players is the manager's job... 234 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,560 ...so leave it to me. 235 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:04,500 Okay... 236 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,580 Hey, how do you read this? 237 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:09,040 In a scene of carnage like this? 238 00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:17,880 Yes? 239 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:20,050 What? 240 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:21,850 Senpai... 241 00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:23,080 Ono-san... 242 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,460 How could you, Dokuro-chan? 243 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:27,180 I'll take him... 244 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:30,730 I'll take him to the nurse's office. 245 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:33,320 Do you have any idea? 246 00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:34,300 What? 247 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,340 If it went one step further... 248 00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:39,040 ...he might not be able to play baseball anymore! 249 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,080 Senpai, please stop. I'm... 250 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,620 I only said the truth. 251 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,830 Miyamoto-kun got hurt protecting me. 252 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:50,580 So I'll take him to the nurse's office! 253 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:52,960 What's with this girl? 254 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,680 Right, Miyamoto-kun? 255 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:58,170 Senpai, I'll have Ono-san take me there. 256 00:10:58,360 --> 00:10:59,130 What? 257 00:10:59,470 --> 00:11:00,720 Miyamoto-kun... 258 00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:03,810 That's how it is? 259 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:05,310 Really... 260 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:07,920 Ono-san, let's go. 261 00:11:08,530 --> 00:11:09,580 Right. 262 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,930 Um, I... 263 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,730 I'm really sorry. 264 00:11:15,730 --> 00:11:18,240 Because of me, your precious shoulder is... 265 00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:22,240 It's only a scratch. I'm fine, so don't worry about it! 266 00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:24,190 I'm really sorry! 267 00:11:24,190 --> 00:11:25,180 I... 268 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,090 Thank you, Ono-san! 269 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:30,830 I got you to look at my work, and you're taking care of my injury too... 270 00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:33,580 N-No, I... 271 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:36,130 I had fun studying with you, Ono-san. 272 00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:37,250 What? 273 00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:39,720 If you want... 274 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,130 This time ended up like this... 275 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:45,560 ...but can you help me with my work again? 276 00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:51,790 It ended up like this after all our anxiety over it, right? 277 00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:53,920 Yeah... 278 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:58,320 I guess all those two needed was a chance. 279 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:01,990 And the courage to find one. 280 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,220 Courage, huh? 281 00:12:06,490 --> 00:12:11,460 But yeah, I can't believe Dokuro-chan actually ended up playing cupid. 282 00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:14,410 Even looking like that, angels aren't just for show. 283 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:16,680 Hey, Sakura-kun. 284 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:18,380 Yeah? 285 00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:21,880 My mother gave me movie tickets. 286 00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:23,590 Okay... 287 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,550 After the tests is fine, but will you go with me? 288 00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:30,060 What? 289 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,320 One morning... 290 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,300 ...when Gregor Samsa awoke from a strange dream... 291 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:39,020 ...his verminous bug had scattered something and was limp. 292 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:44,020 It's okay, Gregor. That proves you are healthy. 293 00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:49,730 Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan! 294 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:57,000 It's New Cinema Paradise! Dokuro-chan! 295 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:57,000 Episode 4 296 00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:57,000 It's New Cinema Paradise! Dokuro-chan! 297 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,510 Oh no! Why is it so late? 298 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:12,160 Sakura-kun, you're too loud... 299 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,270 Oh, sorry to wake you up, Dokuro-chan. 300 00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:17,230 Wait! Why is Dokuro-chan sleeping in my futon! 301 00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:20,730 Huh, Sakura-kun? 302 00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:25,450 Sakura-kun. 303 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,840 Don't waste this opportunity! 304 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,960 Stand up! Stand up! 305 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,610 No, Sergeant! Don't stand up! 306 00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:45,470 Shut up! 307 00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:48,190 No, Dokuro-chan! We're still... 308 00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:49,430 But... 309 00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:59,650 It's coming out! Something is going to come out! 310 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,890 Dokuro-chan, my body is becoming a reverse shrimp! 311 00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:05,110 If we keep going, my head and butt are going to touch each other! 312 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,340 More like they are touching! 313 00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:07,390 Sakura-kun... 314 00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:11,120 Let go of me before I die... 315 00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:09,860 Good morning... 316 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,830 Why are you in my futon? 317 00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:15,790 No, Dokuro-chan, you came into my fu... 318 00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:23,460 Oh no! 319 00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:27,590 Pipiru piru piru pipiru... 320 00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:33,720 What? Dokuro-chan? 321 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,180 Please don't fall asleep in the middle. 322 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:39,140 Wait, there's something wrong. 323 00:14:39,890 --> 00:14:42,650 This is Perry! Please fix me right! 324 00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:45,570 Oh, I'm sorry... 325 00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:47,970 Pii... 326 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,860 Good grief... 327 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,160 Man, she'll get sick if she stays like this. 328 00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:55,150 You can't, zansu, Sakura-kun! 329 00:14:55,150 --> 00:14:56,980 You can't do that, zansu! 330 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,620 It's too early for that, zansu! 331 00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,900 I mean... I mean, you guys are still only... 332 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,600 ...in your 2nd year of junior high school! 333 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,020 Who are you? 334 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:05,000 Me, zansu? 335 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,990 Thank you for asking me, zansu! 336 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,010 My name is... 337 00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:11,130 Sakura-kun, open up, zansu. 338 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:13,210 I am Dokuro-chan's friend, zansu! 339 00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:14,420 All the more reason! 340 00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:16,320 This is Dokuro-chan's best underwear! 341 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,930 Man, Dokuro-chan wears ones like these? 342 00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,130 Why don't I listen to your business. 343 00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,210 Thank you, zansu, Sakura-kun. 344 00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:27,380 I am Dokuro-chan's friend, and my name is Zansu, zansu, but... 345 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:29,680 ...why are you looking around, zansu? 346 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:33,440 Dokuro-chan's underwear was a lie to get you to open your heart, zansu. 347 00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:35,910 What happened, zansu? 348 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,570 Please leave! More like hurry up and leave! 349 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:39,370 Wait a second, zansu! 350 00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:41,370 What I have to talk to you about is... 351 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,600 It hurts! It's stuck in between! 352 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,760 Please listen to me, zansu! 353 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:48,160 Your life is being targeted as the human that created the technology for... 354 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,760 ...immortality in the future, zansu! 355 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,280 That's what I can't believe! 356 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,660 There's no way I'd do such a thing! 357 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:56,920 What's the name of the chromosome only men have? 358 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,100 Y chromosomes. 359 00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,350 Correct! 360 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:01,810 You are definitely the culprit! 361 00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,770 I just remembered because we covered it in class! 362 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,890 Seriously, what is going on? 363 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:12,900 And today is my date with Shizuki-chan... 364 00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,410 That's what it was! 365 00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:25,680 Where's Shizuki-chan? 366 00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:32,300 Guess who? 367 00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:34,720 Shizuki-chan? 368 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,300 Correct. 369 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,930 Sakura-kun, you're late! 370 00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,770 I thought you weren't going to come. 371 00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:43,810 I-I'm sorry, Shizuki-chan. 372 00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:45,840 That alarm clock was most likely changed by Dokuro-chan... 373 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,770 ...to watch Waratte litomo Special Issue. 374 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,110 Just kidding. It's fine. 375 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,250 I think it was my first time seeing you panic like that. 376 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,570 You've changed recently. 377 00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:58,000 Y-You think? 378 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,400 That aside, thanks for inviting me today. 379 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,080 No problem. 380 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,180 Come on. If we don't hurry, the theater's going to get crowded. 381 00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:05,530 Let's go, Sakura-kun. 382 00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:06,000 Okay! 383 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,330 Guess who? 384 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:12,830 It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! 385 00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,260 My eyes! My eyes are going to be crushed! 386 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:16,660 It's going to dig into my brain! 387 00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:15,680 Bracket heart. 388 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,130 Guess who. 389 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,630 Dokuro-chan! Dokuro-chan! 390 00:17:17,630 --> 00:17:20,290 Only Dokuro-chan would unleash a forbidden technique like this! 391 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:23,180 Correct! 392 00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:24,690 "Correct," my butt! 393 00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:28,170 My face was almost where it'd be crushed, and I'd be no one! 394 00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:29,690 Sakura-kun, are you all right? 395 00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:30,650 Yeah, barely. 396 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,650 More like, Dokuro-chan, why are you here, and how did you get here! 397 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,820 Because I remember... 398 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,570 ...Sakura-kun's scent. 399 00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:40,210 What are you saying, Dokuro-chan! 400 00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:41,950 Saying something that'll be misunderstood... 401 00:17:41,950 --> 00:17:44,370 And of course, my scent is on Sakura-kun... 402 00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:45,930 That's enough! That's enough! 403 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,700 What do you want from me? 404 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:53,630 Dokuro-chan? 405 00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:56,570 What happened? Your stomach hurts? 406 00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,470 Sakura-kun... 407 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,010 Dokuro-chan? 408 00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,260 Hey, get it together! 409 00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:04,930 Dokuro-chan! 410 00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:09,420 She's soundly sleeping. 411 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,900 What is with her? What did she come here for? 412 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,100 Wake up! 413 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:16,060 Wake up! 414 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:19,120 What should we do? We can't just leave her. 415 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,370 It's fine if we leave her. 416 00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:23,020 I don't think so. It's been dangerous lately. 417 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:26,370 What should we do? I'm sure she won't fit into a coin locker. 418 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,270 I guess we have to take her with us if it's come to this. 419 00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:31,130 Yeah... 420 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:31,920 What? 421 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,880 What did you just say? 422 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,590 I said the three of us have to go together to the movie theater. 423 00:18:37,590 --> 00:18:40,050 Sensitive Salaryman 424 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,220 Here, Shizuki-chan, your soda. 425 00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,270 Thank you. 426 00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:53,880 So... Hey... 427 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,880 Go ahead, Shizuki-chan. 428 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,990 You can go first. 429 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:13,210 Sensi 430 00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:13,210 tive 431 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,210 Salary 432 00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,210 man 433 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,210 The Movie 434 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,580 Please don't push me... 435 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:20,690 If you do that... 436 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,300 S-Shizuki-chan... 437 00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:37,360 How often do you have to be late till you get it through your head? 438 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,830 Get it together! 439 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:41,450 This is the "Dokuro-chan theme" that she made! 440 00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:43,200 Where is it? Where is it coming from? 441 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,490 It's here! 442 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:56,380 You answer slow, Dokuro-chan! 443 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,120 Oh, you're Sakura-kun, zansu. 444 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,680 Huh? Dokuro-chan... 445 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,310 Hanging up is mean, zansu! 446 00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:11,080 What is it? We'll sue you. 447 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,850 Just listen, zansu! Right now, Sabato-cha... 448 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:17,250 Whoa, p-pigs? 449 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,380 W-What's going on? 450 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:22,450 You finally woke up? 451 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,700 Meaning... 452 00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:23,810 ...that's... 453 00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,220 ...Sabato-chan? 454 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,690 Please let me through. I'm sorry! 455 00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:37,380 Please let me through. 456 00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:41,970 I finally found you, Sakura-kun! 457 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,680 Sabato-chan, shh! 458 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,220 I'm sorry. 459 00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:48,880 You came to see the movie too? 460 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:50,820 What are you saying? 461 00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:52,270 Today's the day I... 462 00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:52,510 Shh! 463 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,060 Your seat is around here too? 464 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,450 How can you be so carefree? 465 00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:00,530 I came today to finally abduct and kill! 466 00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:02,450 Huh? Who? 467 00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:04,680 Of course you! 468 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,030 I told you I wouldn't do anything that would make you target me. 469 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:09,680 You will! 470 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,540 Your pedophilia is... 471 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:16,100 Your voice is so loud. You'll bother the other viewers too. 472 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:18,040 That's not all! 473 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,670 Since that day I've been... 474 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:24,520 ...living in hunger under a dark, cold bridge. 475 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:28,530 So the suspicious character that started living under the bridge... 476 00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:30,890 ...close to the school was you, huh? 477 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,230 So I'm going to take your life! 478 00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:38,620 It's okay. It'll hurt a lot, but you won't feel anything after that! 479 00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:41,610 No! That means I'll be dead! 480 00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:45,850 This angel's serious! 481 00:21:45,850 --> 00:21:48,200 So then, Sakura-kun... 482 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:52,660 I know! 483 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,750 Dokuro-chan, wake up and save me! 484 00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:58,670 Damn it! 485 00:21:58,670 --> 00:22:00,460 Yeah, yeah! Yahoo! 486 00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:16,310 No! 487 00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:31,210 Sabato-chan? 488 00:22:32,030 --> 00:22:33,990 Sakura-kun, are you okay? 489 00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:39,960 Yeah, Sabato-chan isn't looking too good, but I was saved. 490 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:47,130 S-Sakura-kun, did you feel me up? 491 00:22:47,130 --> 00:22:48,430 My... 492 00:22:48,430 --> 00:22:51,890 Hold on a second, Dokuro-chan! That was unavoidable! 493 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,350 Y-You know what? It's your fault, Dokuro-chan! 494 00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:56,810 Hey, you have to be quiet at a theater! 495 00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:59,770 It's too late, but... All the other people left, but... 496 00:22:59,770 --> 00:23:00,770 Come on, manners... 497 00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,060 I'm sorry! Really sorry! 498 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,030 Sabato-chan, wake up! Sorry for making you a shield! 499 00:23:05,370 --> 00:23:06,930 I actually survived! 500 00:23:06,930 --> 00:23:08,450 Anything but that! 501 00:23:08,450 --> 00:23:10,360 Dokuro-chan, just not that! 502 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,360 Just not... 503 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,790 Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii! 504 00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:21,480 Hey, Sakura-kun, wake up! 505 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,290 Let's play! 506 00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:26,970 You've been sighing so much since before! 507 00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,720 Your happiness is running away! 508 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,890 You don't have to say it! 509 00:23:30,890 --> 00:23:33,300 Why don't you just walk around in practically nothing? 510 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:35,380 Please leave me alone... 511 00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:38,220 But being alone is boring. 512 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:44,100 Then I'll read a book to you, Sakura-kun! 513 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,630 Huh, what book? 514 00:23:45,630 --> 00:23:48,130 Um, Flanders... 515 00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:50,240 Oh, the one famous for its last scene. 516 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,410 Slave Dog of Flanders. 517 00:23:52,410 --> 00:23:53,950 Wait a second... 518 00:23:53,950 --> 00:23:58,700 Long ago, there was a human named Nello and a dog named Patrache. 519 00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,960 O-Okay... 520 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,410 Nello said... 521 00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:04,380 ..."No! You can't, Patrache!" 522 00:24:07,060 --> 00:24:09,170 Is that really a normal dog? 523 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,490 "Master!" 524 00:24:12,490 --> 00:24:14,360 "I'm a dog!" 525 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,990 Stop, Dokuro-chan! 526 00:24:13,990 --> 00:24:17,100 Please let me go to sleep! 527 00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:30,280 Sakura-kun... 528 00:24:31,630 --> 00:24:32,930 ...you're an idiot. 529 00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:48,960 yume nante motanakute ii 530 00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:48,960 You don't have to have a dream. 531 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:56,010 ima wo ikite iru nara 532 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:56,010 As long as you are living now. 533 00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:07,020 shiranakute ii koto mo aru 534 00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:07,020 There are things that you don't need to know. 535 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:16,660 INOCHI mamoru tame nara 536 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:16,660 If it's to save your life. 537 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:26,250 mamotte ageru 538 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:26,250 I will protect you. 539 00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:33,880 BOKU wo shinjite 540 00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:33,880 Believe in me. 541 00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:44,890 shinjitsu wa zankoku na mono 542 00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:44,890 The truth is a cruel thing. 543 00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:52,980 BOKU no koto dake wo ima wa 544 00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:52,980 Please look at just me... 545 00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:59,450 mitsumete 546 00:25:55,530 --> 00:25:59,450 ...right now. 547 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:14,750 Next Time 548 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:14,750 It's School Outdoors! Dokuro-chan! 549 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:14,750 It's a Test of Courage! Dokuro-chan! 550 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:08,660 Next Time It's School Outdoors! Dokuro-chan! 551 00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:11,090 It's a Test of Courage! Dokuro-chan! 552 00:26:11,090 --> 00:26:14,080 School outdoors, yay!